Introduction.

I am a weird person. I eat my food weird. I say weird things. I am weird, but, and this is a huge but, at least I know how odd I am. I don't really feel bad about a lot, but I do feel for people who think they are not only normal, but awesome. People who think they are awesome make me want to vomit (on them). I mean, there is nothing wrong with being self-confident. I almost wish I was a little more self-confident in certain aspects of my life, but at the same time I am glad that I am not over confident in those same aspects. If I had a [visible (I know it is in there, somewhere)] six-pack, I would not wear the "smedium" shirt. I would wear a shirt that fits me, not a 13 year old pubescent boy. If I had hair, I wouldn't rock the faux-hawk, I would have a normal, non-douche-like haircut.

The entire point of this rant is because it is the basis of this blog. You know the people who I will describe. You might see them at the gym, or at school, or hell, you might even be that person. Hopefully, I will not terribly offend anyone. Some people, like "angry black girl," just piss me off. Some people like "naked gym guy" just weird me out but I know that all of you you these people too (Hence, the name of this here awesome blog). Hopefully, everyone will read this and get mild enjoyment out of it and when the time comes that you see this person around, you might crack a smile and if you are that person, maybe you will realize how much of a dickhole you really are.

Happy Readings and please feel free to leave comments. If they are worth a crap, I might not delete it.